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ACT 1!

Aveline storms in and beats the darkspawn to death with her bare hands:

Your sibling dies on your first playthrough:

on every other playthrough:

Varric: “How do you do?”

Merrill’s awkward intro and Gwen Cooper’s voice:

but then she starts cutting her wrists

Anders’ intro starts:

but then you get introduced to Justice as well

Isabela shows up:

and later invites you to her room

Anders: “[…]it’s just, we’ve hardly met and I feel like I know you”

Fenris starts speaking:

Fenris has spoken over 3 words:

Finally gathered all the companions:

Random enemy waves keep appearing out of thin air wherever you go:

Hawke: *breaths*

Carver: +100 rivalry

You don’t have anything decent to wear ‘cause you don’t have enough points/levels:

When Carver awkwardly tries to flirt with Merrill:

You drag your sibling into the Deep Roads:

ACT 2!

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Truth!

Truth!